Car Jokes.

"RazoE" (razoe) 09/15/2015 at 10:58 • Filed to: None

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What’s a dog’s favorite car?

A Land ROVER.....

eh? eh? No?

I’m sorry..=(

Patrick Nichols > RazoE 09/15/2015 at 11:08

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A guy walks into a shop and says: “I’d like a gas cap for my KIA.”

The owner thinks for a few seconds and replies: “Ok, that seems like a fair trade.”

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What do you call a newspaper article about a Porsche 911 driver? An obituary.

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What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

...all shamelessly stolen

CB > Patrick Nichols 09/15/2015 at 11:10

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What’s the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?

The position of the dirtbag.

Steve in Manhattan > RazoE 09/15/2015 at 11:24

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First mention of a car in the Bible? In Genesis: “And he drove them out in his Fury ....”

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > RazoE 09/15/2015 at 11:24

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What do you call a middle aged man with an old triumph? A tow truck

RazoE > Steve in Manhattan 09/15/2015 at 11:28

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John 12:49 - For I did not speak of my own Accord

coelacanthist > RazoE 09/15/2015 at 11:32

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BKosher84 > RazoE 09/15/2015 at 12:07

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#dadjokes

cnessel27 > RazoE 09/15/2015 at 12:53

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What’s a pirates favorite compact car?

RazoE > cnessel27 09/15/2015 at 14:01

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Don’t know. What is a pirate’s favorite compact car?

cnessel27 > RazoE 09/15/2015 at 23:04

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Toyota Yaaaaaaaaris.

Sorry for the insane delay.

RazoE > cnessel27 09/15/2015 at 23:52

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freakin’ worth it, though.! =D